Turning my candy scoops out for our big day! Bride problems.
Did you know that I can create a custom trash can JUST FOR YOU. And the best part about these 7 quart buckets, is JUST THAT! They are more than a trash can.
Do you garden? Do you need a fun bucket to carry all your gardening tools and make all your neighbors go, “Gaaaa-Gaaaa!”
Do you need a fun office basket? You know, for all those games of paper basketball when the boss leaves?
Maybe you do need a trash can for your office, dorm or graduation party.
AND maybe you need a graduation gift. Be the cool guy. Do something different. Get a All96Color can and fill er’ up with booze and a nice “CONGRATS” card.
Options people.
Visit our Etsy page and shoot me a message. We can create something unforgettable.
REMEMBER: All cans ARE sprayed with acrylic so your drawing is protected from all the years of fun it will endure!
Hot off the press-errrrrr…. ocean. yeah, the ocean!
All96Colors now has a SECOND Spongebob trash can!
Are you into the wild and funny Bob’ or the cute and giggly. Well, take your pick! I was finally able to list two of the same can.
As always, please feel free to visit out shop on Etsy: CLICK HERE!
**We’ve also adjusted the price on a couple of our favs. Act now before someone else snags these cool cans!
Leonardo DiCaprio is so 1994.
Every time Leo makes a movie people FLIP their lid like he is god. Eh, my room was plastered with him back in the Gilbert Days. Back when, “I killed um’ Gilbert, I killed him.” Back when he died in the Quick in the Dead and when he was the best drug addict I had ever seen (Basketball Diaries). Back when you saw Titanic in the theater 7 TIMES - the first time around. Back when I named my beagle Romeo DiCaprio because Romeo and Juliette was my FAVORITE movie.
“Tiz much you do with hate, but more with fear. Oh, why then oh brawling love oh loving hate. Oh, anything of nothings first create. Heavy lightness. Serious vanity. Misshapen chaos of well seeming forms. Feather of lead!” At least that’s how I remember he said it. HA! (Even when you know the lyrics, you still sing it your way!)
None of this too cool Blood Diamond guy or the less hot trying to be Johnny Depp in Secret Window, but it ain’t a secret anymore so you were shipped off to an island (Shutter Island).
Great Gatsby is a Phenomenal book. Defiantly one of the better school reads i was ever forced into and I will watch it, but you won’t see any Leo posters on these walls. I feel his britches are a bit tight for my liking.
That is all. Good day sir.
Dedicated to the only person in this world who understands, G-funk.
This is All96Colors third Spongebob Trash can!!
Get him before he ships off to another pineapple under the sea.
Click this link to visit Spongebob and think about making him a purchase.
Click here if you would like to own this Adventure Time trash can and be the first Adventure Time fan with a trash can and sing, “NA-NA-NUH-BOO-BOO…” to all of your Adventure Time friends.
Only $25 dollas. Holla.
Cool life moment. Chuck Wicks (Stealing Cinderella) retweeted my Vine of him from the Grand Ole Opry.
We are in Tennessee! Drove over 500 miles from Ohio to visit our friends who recently moved. Friends don’t let friends celebrate their 30th alone.
Hey all you Adventure Time fans! I made a trash can to fill your needs. If you like what you see, you can own your very own AT can!
See Etsy listing here: I AM A TRASH CAN FOR SALE
New listing for All96Colors.
We welcome the Angry Beavers!
Because of the simplicity, we are listing these grumpy animals @ $15 w/shipping. Visit our shop, make the purchase and give everyone at work something to smile about. Clicky right here.
Just a normal day emailing Caren Lissner the author of one of my FAVORITE books Carrie Pilby! GET. OUT. OF. TOWN!
Dudes and Dudettes,
What the hell are we doing out there? Trying to kill people via mail and bombing and killing innocent people. Look, I totally made a conscious decision to live a more positive life this year and be a little nicer, but if you have an issue with the general population then why don’t you go ahead and do us all a favor and take yourself out of our daily equation. You are one against a nation and the off chance that you find someone who will answer the phone and be all, “oh yeah, I am totally down to do something destructive today and hurting (or killing) a bunch of random people,” is like way slim.
Don’t we have enough to worry about?
Do something nice today to make up for all the madness in the world. And if you don’t have anything nice to say, go play a video game or something. We don’t need you anyway.
