Kick the summer off in style by burning the piss outta’ yourself with the sun - Its the only way to go from pasty to colorful in less than 6 hours.
In less than 3 days your burn will fade right into the beautiful tan you know and love so well. I know it’s not ideal, but when the pasty weathers of Ohio or (insert pasty weather state here) strip you of your tan you must react quickly.
This message was brought to you by one burnt motha’ effer! Happy tanning folks.